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D# G# I starred in every high school play D# G# Blew every drama teacher away D# G# D# G# Graduated first in my class at Julliard D# G# Took every acting workshop I could D# G# And I dreamed of Hollywood D# G# D# G# While I read my Uta Hagen, and studied the Bard D# G# Hit the boards and paid my dues D# G# And got phenomenal rave reviews D# G# D# G# I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt D# G# I was sure that Tarantino would be calling me on my phone D# G# Annie Liebowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone D# G# But the years have come and gone and I'm sorry to say G# That's not the way that it's all worked out D# Bb G# D# I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride G# D# Bb Skipper Dan is the name Cm Gm G# D# And I'm doing 34 shows every day G# D# Bb And every time it's the same Cm Gm Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears G# Bb Just like they've done for the last 50 years D# Bb G# D# Now I'm laughing at my own jokes, but I'm crying inside G# Bb D# 'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride D# G# D# G# Oh the critics they used to say, I was the new Olivier D# G# D# G# Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes D# G# Ah, but don't bother trying to IMDB me D# G# The only place you might possibly see me D# G# Is riding my little boat around Adventureland G# It ain't exactly what I planned but D# Bb G# D# I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride G# D# Bb Skipper Dan is the name Cm Gm G# D# And I'm doing 34 shows every day G# D# Bb And every time it's the same Cm Gm I would've killed if I'd been in Speed-the-Plow G# Bb But what's the difference that's all behind me now D# Bb G# D# 'Cause I'm paying the rent and I'm swallowing my pride G# Bb D# And I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride F# G# I should be there on Broadway, C# Bbm Knocking 'em dead in 12 Angry Men F# G# But instead I'm here telling these lame jokes Bb Bb Again, and again, and again, and again, Bb Bb And again, and again, and again ( D# Bb G# ) ( D# G# D# Bb ) ( Cm Gm G# ) ( D# G# D# Bb ) Cm Gm I should've listened when my Grandfather said G# Bb Why don't you major in business instead? D# Bb G# D# Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died G# Bb And I'll probably work forever as a D# Bb G# D# Tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride G# D# Bb Skipper Dan is the name Cm Gm G# D# And I'm doing 34 shows every day G# D# Bb And every time it's the same Cm Gm Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears G# Bb Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears D# Bb G# D# Always said I'd be famous, I guess that I lied G# Bb Cm Bb 'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride G# Bb D# I'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride