2 acessos
F#m E F#m Uh Huh, extra cheese, uh huh, oh huh, save a piece for me. [Verse 1] A F#m Pizza party at your house. I went just to check it out. D E Nineteen extra larges, what a shame. No one came! A F#m Just us eatin' all alone. You said, "Take the pizza home." D E No sense lettin' all this go to waste, so then I faced! D F#m Pizza all day and every day, cheese round the clock, it's getting me blocked. D E And I sure don't care for irregularity. Tell me! [Verse 2] F#m D E Why'd ya have to go and make me so constipated. F#m D E Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom. F#m D A E I sit and I wait, and I strain, and I sweat, and I clench, and I feel the pain, oh Bm E Should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated? A No, no, no. [Verse 3] A F#m I was feeling pretty down, ‘til my girlfriend came around. D E We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say. A F#m In fact, I just thought I might pop the question there that night. D E I was kissin' her so tenderly, but woe is me! D F#m Who would have guessed her family crest D E And suddenly spied tattooed on her thigh D E And son of a gun it’s just like the one on me, tell me! [Verse 4] F#m D E How was I supposed to know that we were both related, believe me. F#m D E If I knew she was my cousin we never, never would have dated, What to do now? F#m D A E Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and Bm E A Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No, no, no. [Verse 5] A F#m I had so much on my mind. I thought maybe I'd unwind D E Try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide F#m D A E Said not to stand but that's a demand that I couldn't meet. I got on my feet Bm E And stood up instead, knocked off my head, you see. Tell me! [Verse 6] F#m D E Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated. F#m D E This really is a major inconvenience, Oh man, I really hate it. Such a drag now! F#m D A E I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore Bm E Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated. Oh, NO! [Verse 7] F#m D E Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? F#m D E I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer! F#m D A E I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze, but my neck is enjoin' a pleasant breeze now Bm E F#m Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. No, no, no.